February 2012
Anonymous asked: And my perfect grey face with no other facial features except the contour lines which I think is supposed to be a silhouette has now lit up with joy. Anon will allow you to love her.
Anonymous asked: Hush now, beautiful friend. Your face will never be dreaded to me. For you are beautiful, forever and always. This reminds me, beautiful friend, I have a request.
Anonymous asked: IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION, BEAUTIFUL FRIEND, THAT YOUR FACE HAS BECOME QUITE 2 DIMENSIONAL. HAVE YOU CONTACTED A DOCTOR FOR THIS SUDDEN AILMENT? I WORRY FOR YOUR HEALTH.
Anonymous asked: And these are the times I feel glad I am following this blog
mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
Anonymous asked: THAT PICTURE. Beautiful friend, is that your normal attire of choice? You are indeed the quality gentleman that I have only ever wished to be. The combination monocle/moustache/top hat. It is too much for me. I need to lie down.
Anonymous asked: A thousand thanks, my beautiful friend, a thousand thanks. I have color coded the feels so there will be no confusions as to who is to hold what. Yours are that soft orange-pink that tints the very edge of the horizon as the sun slowly peeks up from across the eastern sea. Mine are purple.
merdeon:
Behind my seemingly intelligent and witty mask of a personality I am actually just boring and kind of sleepy.
Anonymous asked: It has come to my attention that meine shcoene Liebling has contacted you. You see, beautiful friend, Liebling is my best friend. She makes me happy when I am sad. She makes me tea when I am ill. She eats my potato chips when I am otherwise occupied. Unfortunately, I do no know how to hold all of these feels. Will you, oh beautiful, strong, wise friend, assist me?
Anonymous asked: I heard this intense giggling from the other side of the room, and I demanded to know what was so hilariously wonderful in my roommate's little mind palace. Naturally, she screamed "HUNGARY'S OVARIES" at me. I happen to speak this rare dialect of roommate-ese, so I rushed over to see such conversations ensuing. --The aforementioned roommate of your anon lover.
Anonymous asked: NO, BEAUTIFUL FRIEND, NO. IF YOU PROCURED ALL THOSE BEAUTIFUL THINGS AND PUT THEM UPON YOUR BEAUTIFUL BODY, THEN YOUR UNPARALLELED BEAUTY WOULD BE MULTIPLIED 10,000 FOLD AND YOU WOULD SHINE SO BRIGHT THAT THE WORLD-- NAY, THE UNIVERSE-- WOULD BE FOREVER BLINDED IN YOUR RADIANT GLOW. BEAUTIFUL FRIEND, IT IS MY CONCERN FOR YOU THAT MAKES ME TYPE THIS OUT WITHOUT ANY REGARDS TO THE CAPSLOCK KEY.
Anonymous asked: What shall we talk about, beautiful friend? Shall we discuss the finer points of life now? I myself wish to become a fine connoisseur of bow ties. I have heard tell that certain breeds of Cumberbatch can be captured by a well tied neck bow. Or perhaps I am thinking of deer stalker caps. Oh dear me, and now I've gone and confused myself. Whatever shall I do?
kingdom-of-madness replied to your post: Guys. Guys. Guys…
That´s not true ;___; you hate me
NUUU I DON’T! D:
whatisthiss:
allonsyblue:
dear cbs,
craig ferguson for lestrade
pls
love blue
where can I sign this petition
My Themesong of Friendship and Love written by an...
Soft Alex.
Warm Alex.
Little homosexual ball.
Happy friend.
Sleepy friend.
You are my beautiful friend.
Anonymous asked: I fear I cannot tell you my true identity, beautiful friend. For you see, it would cause a rift in spacetime itself. And we would all turn into tea cups. For the sake of children, we cannot let this happen. Please understand, beautiful friend. I think only of the future. Also, I have indeed prepared you a song. Soft Alex. Warm Alex. Little homosexual ball. Happy friend. Sleepy friend. ...
Anonymous asked: Shame! My wings have been taken in for their biannual maintenance and my other reality warping devices are dutifully stashed away in my other trousers. There was an incident in class the other day that I'm not legally at liberty to tell you about. My apologies. HOWEVER, I MUST SAY you have the voice of an angel wrapped in the nation of Prussia dipped in liquid bacon gold. I shall write...
Anonymous asked: Wait what. I want in on this love-fest. Though, I don't have anything fancy like potatoes or canned tomatoes to offer. I have ears, though. They're very useful for some things.
Anonymous asked: I am sorry, but I can only accept your citrus provisions if they are of the highest quality. In comparison with Kopiko (registered trademark) cappuccino strong and rich coffee candy, how is the texture? On a side note, I have a hat with panda ears on it, and I would like to formally request that you put in on your beautiful head.
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SO I ACTUALLY DID IT.
ALEX SANG WARM KITTY.
Anonymous asked: I've been feeling really suicidal and stressed out lately. How do I deal with it all?
Anonymous asked: sometimes i feel left out of your asks because you don't answer all of mine (granted I think I send maybe three?) but then I feel bad FOR WANTING THE ATTENTION so i just skulk away and scroll down your blog /BLUSHU~
archangelunmei asked: I would love for you to sing Soft Kitty to me! ;3; You should record that and post it for the world to hear.
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Guys. Guys. Guys...
I don’t hate anyone!
I don’t hate ANY of you. I may feel indifferent about a few people that I haven’t gotten the chance to talking to…but I love all of you okay?
Anonymous asked: Oh dear, beautiful friend. You seem to have your own predicament now. Whatever shall I do to help you? Such a predicament. It's so predicament-y. Which is somewhere between distress-inducing and fields of yellow violets. That's where I live. You may join me here, if you feel so inclined. I have a singular potato and a can of stewed tomatoes. We shall feast like kings.
himapapa asked: do you hate me or something, tell me your honest preasu
Anonymous asked: Oh, beautiful friend, I do not know if you can handle such a revelation! I am rethinking my entire life now all because of this one tiny thing. But beautiful friend, I must tell you, for I can bear this no longer by myself. The opposite for Jafar... IS JACLOSE.
Spoiler Alert.
grandmanoiseverything:
hiddlesfiddlesfassy:
Nicolas Cage teams up with Leonardo DiCaprio, and they steal the Oscars.
Gary Oldman joins.
cheesu:
75 more followers until i reach
1000
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO BRO’S.
MAKE ME PROUD.
Anonymous asked: Unfortunately she is also my most dearest of roommates. As such I am bound by duty and by friendship to make sure she does not fail. For I love her so much. And I shall hug her. Gently. And slowly. Slowly. ALSO I HAVE COME TO A NEW REVELATION.
sherlock-holmes-snazzy-scarf:
thesilentsleeper:
dirk-striders-sick-ink:
highb100d:
rupertgayves:
neneleakesweave:
reblog if your tabs are always like this! <3
am i doing it right
no like this
Am I cool yet?
Yep.
hszhahahaha
yinhei:
Live alone is nice but it sucks when you are sick because nobody can help you…
I KNOW THE FEEL BRO.
ALL ALONE.
WITH MY COUGHING.
ALL ALONE.
ONLY MY ORANGE JUICE TO GUIDE ME.
ahoithar:
thegreatgonzales:
john is a good boy
and he loves his daddy
Anonymous asked: ON THE GRASS. YES. RIGHT. I SHALL MAKE YOU THE MOST PROUDEST OF PROUDS. ...Wait. Wait no. RP PARTNER MUST DO THAT TERRIBLE THING KNOWN TO THIS WORLD AS HOMEWORK. WHAT SHALL I DO!?
withaflourish:
spotsontheair:
now we should play rock paper scissors lizard spock benedict
Anonymous asked: We decided on fucking in the grass instead. Is this a suitable replacement? Please, beautiful friend, only your wisdom can guide me through these dark and perilous times.
What if Hima Papa sin't on ANYTHING.
WHAT IF HE’S JUST LIKE THAT.
WHAT IF HE’S LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME.
WHAT IF HE’S JUST A GOD.
WHAT IF.